How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
requirements for dating me:
- blue eyes
- be a dragon
can you imagine one day logging in and
i wouldnt know what to do
"shit did i post an opinion"
Uses for artificial legs:
- killing your enemies
- door stopper
- baseball bat
this is the single best post on tumblr
I want all the animals
is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?