cursor by thetremblingofmyhand Jeremy Spoke In Class Today

I'm an angel of the Lord.

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

starhill-crossing:

The area around my log bench is coming along nicely

princessesfanarts:

The Emperor’s New Groove - Yzma and Kronk by area32

officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"

e-zeke-iel:

"You must be Jon Snow because you know nothing."

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e-zeke-iel:

Uses for artificial legs:

  • walking
  • running
  • jumping
  • killing your enemies
  • jogging
  • door stopper
  • baseball bat

angrychocolatefiend:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

The Holmes brothers

oh my god who fucking cares

– anyone who’s been on this site longer than 5 minutes (via fuck-benedict)